Our Team
Hawk
PeeeDeee
Eagle
Founder & Chief Investment Officer
Head of Crazy Ideas
Eagle
PeeeDeee
Eagle
Founder & Chief Swinger
Living his best life and motivating the team to do the same (who wouldn't want to be a trophy husband)
Grizzly
PeeeDeee
PeeeDeee
Founder & Head Legal Counsel
In charge of all that really boring law & compliance stuff
PeeeDeee
PeeeDeee
PeeeDeee
Founder & Head of Sales & Marketing
Want to buy something? We might not be the right people for that but Peeedeee will sell it to you anyways
Grapey-Jay
iPhone-less
Grapey-Jay
Chief of Corporate Wellness
Blew a .22 on his last breathalyzer. Has almost been banned from France TWICE
TC Cool
iPhone-less
Grapey-Jay
Chief of Class Action Lawsuits Against Strippers
No one has more experience in his field
Scraps
iPhone-less
iPhone-less
Ex-Chief Smolderer
Currently on sabbatical from the firm for taking other peoples girls
iPhone-less
iPhone-less
iPhone-less
Chief Android Fanboy
Every firm has to have one contrarian. Also supposedly in charge of our biotech investment division
Ghost
Patty-Cakes
Patty-Cakes
Chief Ghost
Didn’t get an answer to your correspondence? - this guy! Also will ghost your lady once he’s done with her
Patty-Cakes
Patty-Cakes
Patty-Cakes
Chief Financial Officer
Numbers, numbers, numbers and stuff. Pretty damn good with the shadier side of numbers as well. Been laundering since 1995!
Red Ryno
Patty-Cakes
Papa Porn
Chief Mixologist
Not to be confused with Red Rocket or Red Rover. Watch out or your girls going to get the shocker after the most delicious old fashioned she’s ever had!
Papa Porn
Patty-Cakes
Papa Porn
Chief Procurement Officer
Head of Heavey equipment inventory and Hooker & Blow acquisitions. Vertically integrated, will get you that THICC girl & the forklift to pick her up.
Rope Swing Investments
