◆ Private Investment Group · Est. 2022 ◆
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Capital Markets.
Old Friends.
Questionable Judgment.
Questionable Ethics. ◆ Impeccable Taste.
Impeccable Taste
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◆ Private Investment Group · Est. 2022 ◆
Questionable Ethics. ◆ Impeccable Taste.
Impeccable Taste
Who We Are
Rope Swing Investments was founded in 2022 by a group of close friends — CEOs, attorneys, physicians, engineers, and real estate professionals — who decided that pooling capital together was a far better use of their collective intelligence than, say, reasonable financial caution.
We've built programs and portfolios designed to meet long-term financial goals. Have questions about investments, taxes, retirement, and estate planning? You should probably talk to someone other than us. We're just here to have a good time making money.
"The best investment strategy is one your friends will actually agree to."
We operate with full transparency — which means you'll always know exactly how little we know about what we're doing. And we're okay with that.
Investment Philosophy
Our investment thesis is grounded in rigorous analysis, time-tested principles, and a group chat that moves very fast. Below are the three pillars that guide every decision we make.
We focus on multifamily real estate in markets with strong fundamentals — population growth, employment diversity, and landlords who return calls. Our primary vehicle is a strategic partnership with an established operator we trust deeply. This mitigates risk. Mostly.
* Results not guaranteed. Ask us about our operator.
Real estate rewards patience. We are long-term investors who understand that compounding takes time. Our principals, however, do not always share this understanding at 11pm on Saturdays. We manage accordingly.
* Volume is muted at board meetings for safety.
Every RSI partner has meaningful skin in the game. We eat what we cook, ride what we build, and swing from the same rope. This creates accountability. It also means everyone has an opinion on everything, which keeps our legal counsel very busy.
* Grizzly bills by the hour.
Leadership
The men behind the titles. Results may vary.
Visionary. Risk-taker. The man who said "what if we just pooled our money?" and somehow made it a real company. Head of Crazy Ideas and the reason this website exists.
Trophy husband. Living his best life. Keeps morale at an institutional high and motivates the team through example — specifically, the example of someone who has genuinely figured it out.
In charge of all that really boring law and compliance stuff. The only person in the room who reads the documents. Responsible for every disclaimer on this website. Bills by the hour.
Will sell it to you whether you need it or not. RSI's most persuasive asset. If you're reading this website, there's a nonzero chance PeeeDeee is why.
Blew a .22 on his last breathalyzer. Has almost been banned from France twice. Keeps the team loose. We do not ask questions about the France situation.
No one has more experience in his field. His field is very specific. We support him fully and ask no further questions in the interest of everyone involved.
Currently on sabbatical for taking other people's girls. His heraldic weasel says everything. We wish him well and hold his equity in trust. The portfolio has not suffered.
Every firm has a contrarian. Ours also heads our biotech division, which tells you a lot about both decisions. His texts appear in green bubbles. We have made peace with this.
Didn't get an answer to your correspondence? This guy. Will also ghost your lady. Has not responded to requests for a bio. We're leaving this here as proof he exists.
Numbers and stuff. Been laundering since 1995. That's a joke. Probably. Keeps the books, reconciles the accounts, and has never once been subpoenaed.
Makes the most delicious old fashioned you've ever had. Watch out. Seriously though. Watch out. HR is aware. This is his formal bio and we stand by it.
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Member LoginRope Swing Investments is a privately held investment group and is not a registered investment adviser, broker-dealer, or financial planning firm. Nothing on this website constitutes investment advice, a solicitation, or a recommendation to buy or sell any security or financial instrument.
Past performance does not guarantee future results, particularly ours. All investments involve risk, including the possible loss of principal. If you have questions about your financial situation, you should consult a licensed professional — not us. We're flattered you're reading this, but we are not the people to ask.
The nicknames, titles, and bios contained herein are intended for entertainment purposes among consenting adults who already know each other. Grizzly reviewed this disclaimer and said it was fine. That's probably good enough.